Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
im afraid my online friends are gonna meet me in person and be like “oh”
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
This is how the little soldier boy grew up.
Armin Arlert - Shingeki no Kyojin 1-25
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie
I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love
This entire movie was an emotional roller coaster but this is the scene that absolutely shattered my heart.
Hello! My baby!
Hello! My honey!
Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Oh my god
this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen